Monday, July 23, 2007

Desperate Small Town Erects Worlds Largest Fiberglass Chili Dog

Desperate Small Town Erects Worlds Largest Fiberglass Chili Dog

The Onion

Desperate Small Town Erects World's Largest Fiberglass Chili Dog

PURLEY, TX—After years of unsuccessful efforts to establish itself as a center of tourism, industry or Texas history, the tiny East Texas town of Purley finally put itself on the map Monday, when civic leaders unveiled the world's largest fiberglass chili dog.

6 comments:

  1. Hey Fairy Mary,

    if you get run out of town looks like there is a ststure you my like to rub up on.

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  2. Someboby rub Mary's Crotch. We need the swell to pick up!

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  3. Seems like Kahuna Bob is into it.

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  4. Flamers are corrupting the cyberairwaves.

    These latest posters are transparent in their malicious attempts to destroy this forum of what could be intelligent opinion and interchange not debased by crude sexual innuendo and egos, swollen, to the bursting point.

    Whatever . . .

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  5. I think they should have made the surfer out of granite and the wave out of bronze. How cool would that be.

    They got it backwards, now its just Fairy Mary surfing on rocks.

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  6. This is just the sort of sass we will be putting an end too. Move along.

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