Tuesday, July 24, 2007

DO NOT BE ALARMED

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF LEUCADIA:

The lack of landscaping in the center medians of HWY101 are for YOUR BENEFIT.

The orange sandbags placed near the train tracks at the Leucadia Blvd/HWY101 are there for your safety and benefit. Please feel free to enjoy them at your leisure.

REMEMBER: The lack of sidewalks, streetlights and traffic controls are the fault of the longtime residents and not of the city, city staff or NCTD.

Thank you. There is nothing more to see here. Please move along.


IF YOU ARE READING THIS THE CONDITION OF THIS ROAD IS YOUR FAULT AND NOT OF THE CITY OR CITY STAFF.



DO NOT BE ALARMED, BUT THIS IS YOUR FAULT. DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY.

This PSA brought to you by your friends THE THOUGHT POLICE.

2 comments:

  1. WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE BLOG. DO NOT BE ALARMED. YOU ARE CALM AND HAPPY. STAY IN YOUR HOME AND AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS.

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