Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sent to America's inbox

From: Henry Paulson

Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 1:18 PM

Subject: URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO WALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

25 comments:

  1. that was teh funny

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  2. Now that was funny!

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  3. Its so funny I can't sleep.

    Its time for people to start taking out the devils that are destroying this country.

    I can't waite for justice to be served.

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  4. don't vote for an incumbent at the federal, state or local level. They all seem to be in it for themselves. There has to be better people waiting that may be in for us.

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  5. kfmb sucks my ballsSeptember 26, 2008 7:09 AM

    That orange freak George Chamberlin is always letting Mick Pattinson spew his bullshit on his radio show.

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  6. We are going to need a lot more humor.

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  7. Goldfinger,silver penisSeptember 26, 2008 8:30 AM

    Buy GOLD and SILVER!!!

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  8. Now that made me laugh out loud! I was two or three lines in before I realized that I might as well have been getting ready to send yet ANOTHER blank check to the Treasury Minister of Nigeria. (I keep sending them, but I haven't heard anything back yet.) Anyway - well done! That one bit of clever humor came along at just the right time. I was logging onto WaMu Online to so some stuff (and see if it will still let customers log in).

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  9. Speaking of politicans and their "ways", there's a house in the 300 block of Oceanview Ave. with a Tony Brandenburg sign in the front yard. Isn't that illegal and shouldn't a "judge" know better? Can I call Code Enforcement?

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  10. Anon2:53-What the hell??

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  11. Lets not go there 253

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  12. your humble servantSeptember 26, 2008 8:32 PM

    Let's get this blog back where it belongs, discussing issues that affect Leucadia. So, while staggering over to El Camino via Leucadia Blvd past the golf course, I notice that the city has outlined in the road long areas of cracked asphalt!! Why does a road this new have long patches of bad road way and which city council people were in office at the time,(Bond and ??)therefore responsible for this shitty road.
    Why is this important for Leucadia?? Because any monies spent repairing this road, are monies NOT spent in Leucadia, that's why!

    Your humble servant, the RSPB!!

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  13. So RSPB has a car. There is no sidewalk in this area so you either have a car or bike?

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  14. There is a sidewalk and it runs parallel to the road.

    I own a 64 Rambler, it's ugly, weighs a ton too much but what a pussy magnet... of course I don't own a car, I'm homeless. I stagger about or ride the bus, don't all homeless crazy drunks ride the bus?? Of course we do, we are bums!!
    I learned from a crazy woman on the bus that the fog at the beach causes tuberculosis!! Betcha didn't know that did ya???

    Hacking up a lung, it's your RSPB!!

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  15. Dear RSPB:
    If you were truly bummed, you would never notice cracked asphalt unless your head had caused the split. Stop masquerading. We know who you really are...

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  16. I was wondering how you got online so much, being outdoors all the time. Now I know. An adapter in your Rambler's cigarette lighter. Ahhhh, back in the days when those and ashtrays were standard equipment. Be careful though if your heavy car is magnetic. That can interfere with your google.

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  17. 11:11

    Oh, so that's your car near Gary Murphy's house with all the cats in it?

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  18. A suggestion to Obama-

    Next time McCain says the "surge" worked, start laughing and point to the cost ticker for the occupation.

    It did not do anything but spend more US tax dollars and kill lives.

    The end of the occupation is no closer and the costs are going up, not down.

    The reality is its a mistake for us to be occupying any of the other countries, and we will never convert them to a democracy. Nor is it our responsibility to govern them. Let them govern themselves.

    No wonder many in our world hate our government. We are acting like pure invaders just like the Romans.

    When the US leaves Iraq, whether 1 year from now or 10 years, they will have some form of civil war.

    Quick BORRROWING MORE CHINESE DEBT TO WASTE ON THIS SENSELESS EXPENSIVE OCCUPATION, THIS IS THE BIGGEST NATIONAL SECURITY RISK!

    McCain is a big reason why we made the mistake and continues to be supportive of the biggest mistake our Country has made.

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  19. Name a few people who tried to stop the war from happening? Hum, democrats got your tongue?

    We should give great credit to McCain for going against Bush consistently for the bungled operations.

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  20. tonguey mctongue tongueSeptember 27, 2008 9:38 AM

    Uhhhhhh...this guy with a funny name Oblama or something was against the war from the start. I think he is a democrat.

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  21. barrys gonna get you killedSeptember 27, 2008 10:01 AM

    Obama is going to get us all killed with his feel good, get along, go along policy, except those Americans that are already dead from his KILL ALL BABIES Abortion stand. Gee I wonder why his wife didn't abort their daughters?? Or maybe these are just the two we know about.

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  22. Vietnam? Does anyone remember what happened after we left? Nothing terribly bad that I can remember, except leaving behind a lot of young children who were fatherless, thanks to both our so called "help and the men who fathered children and left them with their Vietnamese mothers. 65,000 young men and woman (and that is just U.S. citizens) were killed. For what? Then, went on to rebuild it. Sure made a lot of money for a very few people, and a lot of lives were lost, for what? How is Iraq different? We had Bin Ladin (oh yea, him) penned in in Afghanistan, at Bora Bora, at the very beginning of this war. Why didn't we take him out then, instead of "jobbing it out" out the Afghan warlords? Answer: George Bush #2 wanted to do what his father could not do. Remove Saddam and protect oil. We can see where that has lead. Gasoline was under $2.00 per gallon before the war. (I may be incorrect on that one, but it was a lot less expensive) Remember folks, we put Saddam Hussein into power in the first place to protect us from the evil Iran. And recently John McCain, who was a Vietnam POW, voted NOT to help out returning veterans who are severely suffering from both physical and mental distress. Yes, Dr. Lorri is right. A hard rain in going to fall and it is beginnig to so right now.

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  23. FYI

    "Encinitas Municipal Sign Code Provisions"

    2.16.040- an unlimited amount of political sign is allowed per parcel with the property owners' permission. Signs may be displayed 30 days prior to the election and must be removed 72 hours after the election".

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  24. Ron Paul- A true GOP has always been against the Iraq Occupation. Its not a war, the congress has never acted on the subject. This country no longer follows the constitution..... These recent events are proof the country is changing quickly and liberty will be threatened in the near future.

    The republicrats all suck..... If you want to make a difference vote 3rd party.

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