Sunday, October 26, 2008
Is Encinitas in Real America or Fake America?
John McCain's VP candidate Sarah Palin says she likes to visit the patriotic "pro-America" parts of America. You know, the places where there are farmers and factory workers and people who are not big city elitist.
Is Encinitas in Real America?
We are in California so that is a mark against us, but there might be oil offshore, DRILL BABY DRILL so who knows?
We have a nice downtown mainstreet that is easily 1000 times nicer than Wasilla's mainstreet (have you seen Wasilla's mainstreet? It's a shithole. Google it.) and we have nice middle class and working class people and neighborhoods. Of course, Obama's tax policy is much better for the majority of Encinitas citizens but hopefully they all know that Obama is a terrorist muslim (why would a terrorist muslim want to cut taxes for the middle class?)
There are even farmers in Encinits! And golfers too! We don't play hockey but we got tricked on that one, isn't hockey like a Canadian thing? Maybe she got confused because she can see Canada from her house and thought she was looking at America?
The Real America means Vikings, lots and lots of Vikings. Check your home for Vikings. If no Vikings then you are not a Real American.
Our only factories are a couple of surfboard factories that are clinging to life before they get closed down and moved to China. But we do have like 50 Italian restaurants.
These three guys are at the ground zero of Fake America, the big city! I bet after they burn that flag they are going to drive their hybrid cars to get lattes.
Encinitas also has a good number of people serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. I think there are lots of people in the military from the Fake America parts of America. I'm surprised they were allowed to enlist. Don't ask don't tell?
Gosh, I sure hope our future dictator Lord Palin considers Encinitas to be in Real America. You betcha'!
Click around President Palin's Oval Office: http://www.palinaspresident.us
The Daily Show from October 20th, Jon Stewart attempts to break down Palin's Real America:
Obama's take on it all:
from Russia with love,
CNN.com, Palin is going rogue