Bethany Edmund, swimsuit model, was gnawed on by a great white shark according to the internet.
"I was hit on the upper right thigh and propelled about one foot out of the water,"Assuming a nearby swimmer had bumped her, she shrugged it off.
Bethany just graduated from National University.
Larry also gets primo retirement benefits.
Area lifeguards are aware that the encounter has made fast news on the Internet, but say there is no cause for concern.
"I physically inspected her," Encinitas lifeguard Captain Larry Giles said, "and I highly doubt from my experience that it was a great white."